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Spectrum of Facial Hair: A Chart!

facial hair chart

So, what have we learned?

That one needs to either stop in the Seleck – Evil Twin zone, or go whole hog and get a Super Wizard.  No in-between.

Weird accessories

At a spring training game today I found myself in line behind a father/son duo who decided to forego the typical baseball game accessory (glove) and bring a new tool with them. They were each sporting their own baseball bat.

This raised a few questions about what they were planning to do. Here are the choices I settled on:

1.) they brought them in case one team ran out of equipment, so the game could go on.
2.) to have a player sign. But that would most likely be a minor league player who will amount to nothing.
3.) instead of catching foul balls, they plan to hit them back into play.
4.) they are SERIOUS about their team and won’t put up with opposing fan talking smack.

If this was real, I'd eat here everyday!!

Mario Bros Pizza