Posted: October 15th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | No Comments »

So today at work a girl asked me, "want some candy?". Obviously I did not get to be my size by being the guy who says no to free candy, so I think her question was purely academic. Anyways, she starts to hand me the candy by unzipping her hoodie and revealing a large bag of candy pressed against her body. I was so shocked by this skinny candy smuggler that I took a candy bar I normally despise. Hats off lady, you have pwned the most today.

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