Dear Dogs of the World,

I’m still without a furry, canine companion.

I really don’t know what the deal is. I wrote this great post discussing which of you guys I’d be down to chill with. I’ve invited you into my home. I’ve even had the GF’s dog over for a weekend to check the place out and spread the word that this home is highly dog-friendly.

Yet my quest goes on unfulfilled.

So, I kindly request that when I return home on Sunday, one of you could be chilling on my doormat and then we can begin our bro-lationship.

Sincerely,

Ryan G.