Dear Ryan
Posted: March 15th, 2010 | Author: Ryan | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: Dear Ryan, newspaper, yahoo answers | No Comments »The column where I take the time to answer pressing questions that nobody asked me. In fact, they actually asked other people, and I decided to chime in. See how we’re all happier now?
Random Yahoo User asks:
Why doesn’t my laptop connect to the internet?
Ryan says:
That’s not a laptop, that’s a newspaper. I suggest reading it, then using it to swat things. Make a toy sword out of it if you’re really talented. Also, be sure to save the funny pages for gift wrap. That’s a classic!
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