Greatest Job Posting: ThinkGeek.

As Advertised by ThinkGeek earlier today:

ThinkGeek is looking for an eCommerce Analyst to join us on the bridge. Ideal candidates will possess a positronic brain with a type R phase discriminating amplifier, an advanced degree from the Vulcan Science Academy, or a favorable combination of the experience and/or qualifications below:

The rest of the post is typically precise and formal, but I thought it was great that a company could lead with a light-hearted intro like that.  Good job ThinkGeek.