I stole this from someone else's linkedin page

A highly organized – tech savvy – business minded – forward thinking – creative problem solver, with a proven ability to influence partners, processes, and procedures to ensure operational success. With a combination of direct communication, humor, and technical expertise, as well as an eye for operational consistency, I have had significant impact on the companies and people I have worked with. I value relationships as well as results.

Ooooh, you had me until that last part.  Everything else sounds like a much better-looking version of what I call “making it happen”.  

@dustpar (Dusty Parsons), hope you don’t mind me borrowing your words.  Maybe link back will make it even.