Nerd-Cool: We always know the right word to use

Dear Anie,

Did you know that thing you have is called Brumotactillophobia? Yup, the thing where you hate your food touching and my statement that “it all ends up the same place” brings you no solace? Yeah, that thing. That’s Brumotactillophobia. Congrats, now you know.

You’re Welcome,

Mr. Awesome.