Random tweets from other people

cupcake could be a euphemism for brains. From now on, when yelling at stupid people, I will say “use your cupcake!”
                                                                    – @bossypally




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Epic! overheard in the office: I’d rather load a shotgun full of ninja stars and shoot myself in the vagina then do this
                                                                    – @baybdoli