Five Things: Dogs I'd Like to Own

This list has been actively debated by the GF and I for a little while now, and I want to get down my ideas right now, just in case I’m later persuaded that my ideas are less right and I end up with some kind of tutu dog on a bedazzled pink leash….

Without further ado, here’s the pooches I’d like to own
(btw, all of these dogs are compact, to be better suited to urban, yardless living)

1.)  English Bulldog

English Bulldog

I’ve wanted one of these dogs probably since I saw Adam Sandler’s dog playing basketball with him.  Slobber-machine aside, these guys are stocky & solid (just like me) and pretty irresistible when you see them in public (also just like me).  After-all, everyone wants to have someone around who makes them feel loved and secure at the same time.  Possible names include:  Brooklyn, Bronx, Igloo or Roosevelt.

2.) Schnauzer

Kakfa the Schnauzer

I’ve already covered the predominant reasons I want to own a schnauzer in this post.  In addition, I’m decently sure that if I owned one of these, I’d probably end up reading more, and being someone who says to people “Wasn’t it so and so who said (insert great quote here). (receive nods and applause here)”.  Sounds like win-win, no?  Possible names include:  Kafka, Franz, or Herman.

3.) Jack Russell Terrier

I admit, I really first liked these guys because Fraiser had one.  I have to say, I’ve gotten mixed reviews about Jack Russells and their boundless energy.  Might have to get mine a treadmill or something.  Perhaps, though, owning a hunting dog in the city is just not a great idea.  Damn you, Wishbone, you made them look so cool, and literate.  Possible names include:  Alexander or Simon

4.)Cairn Terrier

cairn terrier

This past weekend I saw one of these at the Humane Society and was mere seconds away from taking it home and hiding it’s existence from my apartment complex until Anie convinced me that it’d be much more reasonable to wait.  It was not a great feeling leaving the poor pooch there, but probably for the best.  After all, it’s at the Biltmore. That badboy is probably eating out of some kind of gold-plated food dish tonight.

5.) French Bulldog

French Bulldog

Not sure whether it’s fair or not, but I see these dogs as a streamlined version of their English counter-parts.  Typically, I shy away from most things with “French” in the name, likely tied to a French’s Mustard overdose as a youngster, but having seen one or two of these in the park across the street, they seem to be Americanized enough to love.  After all, one of my favorite YouTube videos features a frenchie.  (Don’t worry, he figures it out)

List completed, let me say that whatever dog I get will most certainly be a rescue of some type.  There are too many dogs out there that need homes, and puppy-farms have to be among the most evil places ever created.

A Year Ago

So I was going through my old blogs from MySpace with the intent that I would review where I was a year ago and have some introspection as I move forward. Then I remembered I’m packing a pair of balls, not a VJJ and decided to just quote the funny stuff. Here’s two from last Summer.

My Fault

I’ll admit, this was all my fault. I was careless and totally forgot my priorites.

I mean, how was not I not fully aware how smoking hot Mandy Moore is now?

No lie, Aquagirl is crazy gorgeous. I would definately make her my third wife.

Oh yeah, in case you forgot, she can also sing damn well, too. Check out her cover of Umbrella here.

Needed

ok folks, the decision making process is over, and it’s very clear that I need one of these, so make it happen.

in case you’re wondering, possible names include Igloo, Braffles, and Brooklyn!! (exclamation points included)

Seriously, anybody know of one for under $1400, tell me right away. Otherwise I’ll have to find that farm that Rob got his dog from

Btw, I’m still waiting on the dog. C’mon people, I’m starting to get disappointed here. Only random gift I’ve found on my new porch so far were some balloons with a cryptic, unsigned note. Anyways, just today I thought about the dog issue and figured I should add “Rockafeller” or “Carnegie” to the list of possible names. I think a badass bulldog named after a titan of industry would be fitting.