Posted: October 10th, 2010 | Author: Ryan | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: biking, douche, helmet | No Comments »
I’m pretty sure its impossible to not look like a dick while riding a recumbent bike. Sure, it’s more aerodynamic, blah blah, whatever, you end up looking like this guy:

Also, why the hell do you need a helmet when you’re riding a tricycle? If you manage to fall over on a tricycle, you should just stay sedentary.
Posted: September 8th, 2008 | Author: Ryan | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: booty, douche, lick, waitress | No Comments »
So I stumbled ass-backwards across this item while looking for pictures for another blog. I assure you I was not involved in acquiring this picture, but thought it’d be great to share a laugh either way.

The caption says the girl was their waitress. She must have really been looking for a tip, because this is what the rest of the crowd looked like:

At least, I really hope she wasn’t genuinely throwing it out there for these dudes…
BTW, sup with the scared look on the guy in front. He must not be used to having his picture taken with an actual, live girl next to him.