Extremely Creepy (and probably heretical) #zombietalk

Posted: May 13th, 2010 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: , , | Comments Off on Extremely Creepy (and probably heretical) #zombietalk

The Most Effective Turn-the-Fuck-Around Sign, ever!!

Posted: May 28th, 2009 | Author: | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: | 1 Comment »

See how the zombie bastards try to ambush you?

They make the next block look all lush and green and inviting, especially compared to the hideously-colored grass on your current block, which I can only describe as Detroit-Autumn-Sludge. Trying to make me think a nap under that tree would be a good idea, huh? Guess what, I don’t want to wake-up Undead!! I see right through your fake tail-lights up ahead, too, zombie.

Better luck next time, I’m going to flip one and find another route to the Taco Bell. Peace.