Even my fake beards grow in funny

It’s no secret that I’m not the most hirsute of hombres. At the end of No Shave November & Decembeard, my face still looks like your regular dude after a long weekend. It’s cool, I’ve come to terms with the fact that I’ll never grow a full-on Mario mustache, nor will I win the # BrosWithBeards contest. Then again, why would I want to hide a face like this? Hiding my lips from the women of the world would be just cruel, no?

Regardless, here’s a neat pic of me taken at Stonehenge last 12/26.