Some Things Are Funny Even When You Forget the Details
Posted: September 16th, 2008 | Author: Ryan | Filed under: Uncategorized | Tags: anie, boobies, breast exam, duh, handless | No Comments »So I had plans to offer this post as question about which of two business plans I should pursue. Unfortunately, I cannot remember all the details of one of them, despite having written it in my Treo. Guess I need to take better notes next time. Or just get a secretary….
Either way, so while I’m trying to figure what happened, here’s a transcript of the conversation I had.
Person 1: BTW, why did you say I could date girls with no hands?
Person 2: I don’t remember….. Shoot!
Person 1: Well, without that, my story about breast exams is incomplete
Person 2: Oh that’s why…. You learned how to do self-check exams in case you come across a girl with no hands you could help, duh.
Person 1: No, that was just a tie-in. You said the handless thing at the grocery store
Person 2: I thought I re-brought it up at the grocery store
Person 1: When did you first say it then?
Person 2: I have no idea now. My timeline is confused
Person 1: So, to be clear, you have a confused boob-related timeline??
Person 2:
As of press-time, I have not gotten a response to the last question, but I feel the piece speaks for itself. My favorite part is the “duh” comment, because it was totally not the right answer. Gotta love the way a response delivered with conviction almost makes you believe it. Too bad for her, there’s no way I’m forgetting the time I learned how to give a breast exam. This is a talent I’m going to make use of for years to come!
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