Classified Ad for my Life

Looking for Surrogate Sleeper. Me: awake 6am – 1am daily, always tired in the morning. You: willing to go to bed at a reasonable hour and donate 3-4 extra hours of sleep to me. Will pay in humor, opinion or other awesomeness.

Seen at the Pane Bianco

I need to own one of these two things. For real.

I would totally own one of these, today.